i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I don't want my vagina anymore.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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