so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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