I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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