And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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