So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Randomize
