You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I currently don't understand fingers.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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