so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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