I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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