im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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