I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
You're like the curious george of whores
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
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