you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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