Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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