I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
