Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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