when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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