No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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