Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Randomize
