I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
So. Much. Porn.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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