the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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