Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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