lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
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