i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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