Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
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