just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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