Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Randomize
