Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I need mimosas to revive my soul
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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