Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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