Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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