oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
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