your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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