The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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