sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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