So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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