Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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