worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
My dick has a subreddit
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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