Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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