I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Randomize
