return my video game
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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