Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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