I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
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