Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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