Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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