I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I queefed so loud it echoed.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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