He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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