just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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