i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
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