Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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