He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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