could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
His hands were made for my vagina.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Randomize
