She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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