No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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