Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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