you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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