Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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